While you (probably) don’t have actual tombstones in your house, you can bring that spooky flair to your decor with these replica tombstone bookends themed to the humorous ones outside the Haunted Mansion that we found at the Disneyland Resort!

Haunted Mansion Tombstone Bookends – $44.99

The bookend set is available at the World of Disney Store in the Downtown Disney District. Guests can’t handle them on their own; they must summon a Cast Member.

The first reads, “Here lies good old Fred. A great big rock fell on his head. R.I.P.”

The second reads, “Dear departed brother Dave. He chased a bear into a cave.” This wry humor was pretty common in the classic days of Imagineering, with pioneers like Marc Davis injecting humor wherever he could.

These bookends are available now at the World of Disney Store in the Downtown Disney District. Don’t miss other spooky season items like the new glow-in-the-dark Haunted Mansion Spirit Jersey too! Will you add these to your shelf just in time for spooky season? Let us know in the comments below!

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